Everyone...

...wants to get ahead in a recession. Even actresses don't get jobs as frequently as they used to. Money runs out when you are having fun, doing drugs, buying $10,000 t-shirts and traveling around the world pantless.
That's probably why Lindsay Lohan decided to "buy" some jewelry with the five-finger discount. Why waste $400,000 on a Dior necklace when you can get it for free?!?!
Yup, Lindsay stole some jewelry from her British ELLE photoshoot---ALLEGDELY -- but we all know this hasn't been the first time LL put those fingers to work.
Mama has been accused of eating dresses, accessories and a "hand-me-down" fur coat.

All in all, the pictures from the photoshoot have been released.
They came out wonderfully. I love ELLE so much -- they are waay better than Vogue.