Since she clearly enjoys looking like a fool, I thought that I should compile a list of dumb-ass things she should wear in order to help her fulfill her apparent goal.
1. Nothing.
2. A Diaper and VS diamond encrusted bra & black Louboutins
3. A sheet & purple N. Kirkwood wedges
4. A hospital gown & flip flops [preferably to the Grammys]
5. A bee costume.
6. A Hat made with Freddy Kruger's face.
7. A dress made out of shingles and one of her hair pieces that are literally made out of hair.
8. A swan just like Bjork.
9. Sushi-- pasted on her most private parts only [like Samantha in SATC].
10. A snuggie.
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