The List!

Dear Beyonce,

I actually like you, but your recent wardrobe choices and videos are making me want to change my mind. I have listed the reasons why you are becoming a petty soul. Fix them as soon as possible!

1. You are OD'n on this robot/ Sasha Fierce shit --- how dare you try to share it with the world and come out with a Sasha Fierce/Dereon line?!?!

2. You did that ghetto ass dance in the "Sweet Dreams" video --- wtf! I know your choreographer did not come up with that elementary ass dance. Third dancers do that dance in their school talent shows.

3. You are killing me softly boo! --- How are you going to say that you want to be taken seriously but every video showcases you shaking your ass? You gotta pick a side girl, you can't straddle the fence. You are either going to be remembered for booty shaking [ as evidence by the recent booty argument between B and J.Lo on VH1's Great Debate] or for being a quality superstar.

4.Everyone [from you to Lady Gaga] just needs to stops with the goddamn leotards --- no one is a 5-yr old ballerina!

5.You give boring ass interviews --- put some enthusiasm in ya damn voice!

B, I really want to love you but you are making it hard!