The List!

Dear Beyonce,

I actually like you, but your recent wardrobe choices and videos are making me want to change my mind. I have listed the reasons why you are becoming a petty soul. Fix them as soon as possible!

1. You are OD'n on this robot/ Sasha Fierce shit --- how dare you try to share it with the world and come out with a Sasha Fierce/Dereon line?!?!

2. You did that ghetto ass dance in the "Sweet Dreams" video --- wtf! I know your choreographer did not come up with that elementary ass dance. Third dancers do that dance in their school talent shows.

3. You are killing me softly boo! --- How are you going to say that you want to be taken seriously but every video showcases you shaking your ass? You gotta pick a side girl, you can't straddle the fence. You are either going to be remembered for booty shaking [ as evidence by the recent booty argument between B and J.Lo on VH1's Great Debate] or for being a quality superstar.

4.Everyone [from you to Lady Gaga] just needs to stops with the goddamn leotards --- no one is a 5-yr old ballerina!

5.You give boring ass interviews --- put some enthusiasm in ya damn voice!

B, I really want to love you but you are making it hard!

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Shawty What's Up?

Cassie Ventura, another of Bad Boy's "artist", had want many describe as a "Britney Breakdown." She shaved half of her head and boy is she feeling good about it. She states, "They ask why?? Lol... B/C I WOKE UP AND FELT LIKE IT!!! YEEEAHHH!!! LOL :) Have a great weekend!xx."

I can only assume she was going for the Alice Dellal look. . .she missed. Alice has style and presence, which is why she pulls it off so gracefully. Cassie just looks, awkward.


On the other hand, she got us to talk about her. Diddy has taught her well. I say she shaves off the rest on the day of her album release. Just a theory.

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New Uniform

So, just about everyone has a clothing line nowadays and that includes Microsoft!
Yup, Microsoft --- the company best known for Windows and Microsoft Office--- has a clothing line. Microsoft and Common have joined forces to create the retro-styled uber-hipster clothing line, "Softwear by Microsoft" which is expected to hit select stores on Dec. 15

Microsoft says it's a "clothing line that taps the nostalgia of when PCs were just starting to change our lives," and that it aims to "showcase the DOS days of the software company that now connects over a billion people."
What's next for this software giant?
No.
Seriously... what's next?
Linens? Perfume?
Despite all the sarcasm, the shirts look cool.

Click here to learn more!

The geeks now have another uniform!

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Sasha Not So Fierce

I thought I was the only one not swallowing this Sasha Fierce bull that Beyoncé is selling. Especially when she is making the same kind of music. Looks like a money scheme to me and apparently to other people as well. Hadley Freeman, a writer for the UK Guardian, had a lot to say. Go read the full article here. Read key paragraphs below.

"Beyoncé says she always secretly referred to her onstage persona as Sasha Fierce, because when she is onstage, "the tone of my voice gets different, and I'm fearless. I'm just a different person." Moving swiftly past the retort, "Yes, of course your voice gets different, love: it's because you're singing to 10,000 people as opposed to just asking your husband to pass the milk across the breakfast table," this is apparently the motivation behind her much-vaunted new look.

But the sartorial expression of this heretofore hidden persona looks a little less original than Beyoncé/Sasha (hereafter known as BS) suggests. Instead, it adheres to the pop-star style makeover formula, which can be summed up as follows: wear some hot pants, borrow some "edgy" designer's clothes, dress as a robot."

LOL. My thoughts? She always had the hot pants, so that can't count. The clothes are an upgrade from what Tina was putting her onstage wearing. They completely have me on the robot though. I concur wholeheartedly. But Mona does not. Forward it to 7:06. You'll die.

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Uh Uh!

Did you all hear about Jennifer Hudson's engagement to 'Punk' from I Love New York?

Seriously?!?!?
New York's leftovers?!?!?

Seriously?!

Ummm... congrats?!

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