Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts

9/15/2009

Oh the Horror!

Let's just call him -- "The-One-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" [just watched Harry P, lol]...but Kanye West is the biggest jerk alive.I won't stay on this topic for long because everyone else has already touched on it, but why the hell would someone go on stage, grab the mic from someone and then insinuate at someone else should have won?!?!
News flash: Beyonce can't win everything!
I actually like Kanye, I like his determination and perservance and his "Don't Care" attitude but this time I had to say that Mr.West was dead wrong!

Now on to MTV's stage security--- all of you guys need to get fired.
Just because someone is a celebrity does not give them free access to a stage.
I wanted to slap fire out of Lil' Mama for intruding on Jay-Z & Alicia's performance.
Girl, are you crazy? No worries, I'm 100% sure that Jay-Z got in that ass
afterwards. Haha.

Speaking of fuccery -- Lady Gaga, I already told you that you are begging for attention
with those god awful outfits. It is no longer called creativity. It is called being a
damn weirdo. A sick ass weirdo with fools who go along with her assassine desire
for attention in the form of not wearing pants or head statues and all that other garbage.


**But on a lighter note -- Janet's performance was amazing.**

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7/18/2009

Crazy Files: Model/Bankrobber


Seems that modeling does not pay the bills like it used to, for the males anyway. Joshua Walters, a 20-year-old Ford model, was arrested for a June/July string of armed robberies. It seems that he, along with three accomplices, used their free time to rob places such as gas stations, 7-11, Dunkin' Donuts, random corner stores and all customers in said places at the time. Walters did whatever necessary to get the goods, including pistol whipping one victim, and walked away with $12,000-$15,000 for his share.

Robin Hood and his merrymen were caught on July 16th after the Queens auto larceny squad stopped them for a completely different reason. [Can we say unlucky?] The men immediately confessed to their crimes and were booked. Walters has walked the runway for Rag & Bone in addition to modeling for Hugo. Maybe Rikers will come out with bi-annual magazine. That way, his talents aren't wasted. SMH
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4/11/2009

Shawty What's Up?

Cassie Ventura, another of Bad Boy's "artist", had want many describe as a "Britney Breakdown." She shaved half of her head and boy is she feeling good about it. She states, "They ask why?? Lol... B/C I WOKE UP AND FELT LIKE IT!!! YEEEAHHH!!! LOL :) Have a great weekend!xx."

I can only assume she was going for the Alice Dellal look. . .she missed. Alice has style and presence, which is why she pulls it off so gracefully. Cassie just looks, awkward.


On the other hand, she got us to talk about her. Diddy has taught her well. I say she shaves off the rest on the day of her album release. Just a theory.
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2/03/2009

No Thank You


Ms. Queen of " I-am-so-rocker-let-me show-you-how-different-I-am"
is once again wearing some foolishness.
Do you see those things?!?!
Those boots are NOT cute!
End of story.
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1/08/2009

Have You Ever...

Have you ever caught yourself being retarded?I definitely have.

Over & over again.

Example: I ABSOLUTELY HATE twizzlers. Despite the fact that I know I hate twizzlers, if anyone around me has a pack I take one in hopes that it will taste better than it did last time--- it never does. I have done this more times than I can count. I'm very serious. I think I do it because I like strawberry but I am not getting any type of strawberry flow when I bite into it. Like what the hell is that about?

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12/08/2008

Girl--- You Too Cute


I don't know where Christina Milian thought she was going looking like Lil Kim in the face. Chrissy you are too cute ... but I forgive you. Plz dont let it happen again!
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10/27/2008

I Found Your Dogs!

Was anyone scared when they first saw this picture? I damn sure was!
WTF is this you ask?
Designer Tom Ford has come out with a limited edition collection of fur boots for men [really?! , is this necessary?] with prices reaching up to $9,240.
So who's willing to shell out the cash to look like an eff'n fool? Fashion or not... that shit looks mad! =[ Thumbs down Tommy boy! smh ...
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10/16/2008

Biting on the Reggae Artists



So check this chick out.
Play the video then follow the directions!
PLZZZZ!!!
Now... my rant continues.
LOOK UP MAD COBRA'S "PRESS TRIGGER" LYRICS [FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE NOT CARIBBEAN OR DO NOT LISTEN TO REGGAE!] THIS CHICK IS REPEATING THE ENNNNNTIRRRRRRREEEE FUCCN SONG! I HOPE HE IS AWARE OF THIS AND THAT SHE SIGNED WHATEVER MUSIC THINGS NEED TO BE SIGNED BEFORE SIGNING SOMEONE'S WORDS!!!
BUT NOT ONLY THAT BUT THIS CHICK THEN THROWS IN KID ROCK'S MAIN LINE OF HIS "BADWITDABA" SONG [YA'LL CAN LOOK THAT UP TOO]---- WTF HAPPEND TO ORIGINALITY! SHE SUCKS! DAMN THATS A SHAME, SERIOUSLY!!!!

* she gave it a nice lil twist ---but still! damn hoe!
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9/28/2008

Random Foolery!


This man named Henry Earl has been arrested more than 1000 times --- 1332 to be exact as of August 2008
Seriously, Henry?
Most of his arrests have been for public intoxication... but dude has been getting arrested since the 1970s!
This post has nothing to do with anything, I just had to share it with all of you.
I was in shock and I was uber scared when looking at his mug shots. Is that what drinking does to you? The nerve of him to be smiling in some like its his damn yearbook picture?!?!?!
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8/19/2008

A Letter to Raven

Dear Raven, I remember seeing you on the Cosby show as I was growing up. I though you were so cool and so cute. You sure knew how to pull Bill Cosby's strings! Then you moved on to other things and my favorite was when you appeared on Disney channel's Xenon: Girl of the 21st Century (which I watched again a few weeks ago). After that you disappeared and came back with your very own Disney show called That's So Raven.
The show in it's entirety was OK. But the thing that had me the most was how horribly your stylist dressed you. I was really concerned with the state of Disney Channel's show stylists, because this wasn't the only show on in which every character on a show looked like hott shit!
But I gave you a break.
Then I continued to see pictures of you out at different events looking like you done went and got dressed by a clown or a blind person(I mean don't get me wrong, you've had some instances in which you looked really nice). But I realized it was you. Raven, it is you. You have no style... no stylist would do this to a person so therfore everything is your fault. I would just like to let you and the world know that this outfit was the last straw. THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW! I will not allow myself to be victim to seeing you as a hott ass nasty tranny looking mess.
So Goodbye Raven, your presence, your show (does it still come on?) and your style will definitely not be missed. And during this time when everyone turns their back on you I employ you to look for a stylist or just start hanging out with the surprisingly effortlessly fashionable Solange.

abrazos y besos,

Jenelle.Stasha
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Train Your Damn Kids!



I cannot believe this!
This little girl is lawless and she WILL be a slut.. skank.. pop.. ho, trust me it's inevitable!
Look at the way this little girl is carrying on and everyone around her is cheering her on. SMDH!
Raise your children right. This girl is at the oldest like 7. She need to stop and her mother is clearly not a good role model.

stupid hoe! ---
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7/17/2008

And the Ignorance Continues...

If you decide to wear a shirt like this:

Then you have definitely go to be prepared for the backlash! Some racist asshole decided to wear this shirt and ended up getting jumped by four black girls!!!! hahahahaha
She couldn't have thought she would be safe walking the street with that on could she?
The woman ran away from them and called the “Apollo Braun” store where she had purchased her t-shirt to complain about the attack and demanded a refund for the t-shirt, which cost her $69[ personally, I wouldn't buy a shirt for $69 that clearly looks like it took 5 minutes and a couple cents to make.. don't front, u know it looks cheap!]. The owner stated that he doesn’t give refunds because it is against his store policy and that no one forced her to buy the shirt.

Yes, the shirt is offensive and clearly racist but only an idiot would think to wear it without the thought that they wouldn’t get beat down while walking around NYC.
Does this article make you angry? Are you shocked by the racism and foolishness that is occurring in NYC by people who aren't wearing a navy uniform?
Hopefully you are... but not to fear! You can call the shop owner/shirt designer and the dumbass who wore the shirt!
[numbers courtesy of fashionindie]
I’d strongly suggest calling both between the hours of 1:00 AM - 6:00 AM.
To speak with Nathanaeli Nassimi [the dumbass]about the incident, you can reach her at phone number: 516-220-7024.To speak with Doron Braunshtein aka Apollo Braun [the owner], you can reach him at phone number: 212-726-8075.
have fun!
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7/12/2008

Diddy says careful. . .ashy lip ALERT!

So this is what people do when they have too much money & some spare time. Diddy alerts us that the haters have no money, ashy lips, and no weed. Please, lock your doors & keep the kids inside. Or just laugh at how crazy he looks. I mean, he's shooting this in the bathroom? First Yung Berg in the hood and now we have to see Diddy's shower curtain. It's extremely white though, gotta love it. LOL
BTW: If you've contracted this disease, please stay away. . .

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No Take Backs!

LMAO. So Yung Berg aka "Yungin" has decided that he messed up big time. So he threw out this sad looking apology video. First of all, if he is as rich as he claims to be, why is he taping in that dump? Second, he said comments taken out of context. How could what he said have been twisted. He never denied saying it so those must have been his exaxt words. And then he had the nerve to talk about "my mother, she's a lovely dark skinned lady." And you made those comments? As a dark skinned female, I want to let him know that he HAD/HAS zero fans. Please, stop trying to fix it. Stop making music. Just diappear. Like poof. But whatever, left the video so people can mock him. It's fun.

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7/11/2008

Who Are You?.... No, Really

picture source: the ybf

It's 2008 and you would think that all the ignorance about the difference in skin color of African- Americans would have stopped already, like seriously all those who have ever said ' too dark/ too light' has a problem with themselves! The many different shades are what makes African Americans beautiful!
However, ignorance is alive and pumping especially in the veins of midget, lil' lil' Bow Wow, no talent rappers with a lysp such as Young Berg. This is what he had to say during a radio interview. And shame on the dumb girls who were laughing like it was funny! Mind you one of them was dark skin!

“I’m kinda racist … I don’t like dark butts …. You know how some women prefer light skin men or dark skin men. It’s rare that I do dark butts - that’s what I call dark skinned women … I [don't date women] darker than me.
I love the pool test. If you can jump in the pool exactly like you are and you don’t come out looking better than you looked before going in the pool - then that’s not a good look.
Any woman that uses brown gel to set down her baby hair is not poppin’”


Pool test? wow.
Everyone has their preferences, but as a young, beautiful, intelligent dark skin young lady, he totally disrespected by calling dark-skinned females 'dark butts'.You can't even tell me that's not ignorant!
Does he have a fan base? [crickets]
Do people take him seriously? [crickets]
It's amazing that he would even say this crap in public without any shame!
He disgusts me but unfortunately, he is definitely not the only male who feels this way, he is just the only one not ashamed to say it.
For the most part, all ladies could conduct a pool test as well. Everyone who can stand in the shallow end without having to tippy toe in order to survive passes! lol...
Click the title to link the audio.
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4/04/2008

Zoe Kravitz


Why?
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4/02/2008

Pregnant Man!... Yeah, I know

The "pregnant man" is speaking out about his decision to have a child – saying, "I'm a person and I have the right to have my own biological child."
In a special exclusive featured in this week's PEOPLE and on Thursday's episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, Thomas Beatie, a transgender male, talks about the baby he and wife Nancy are expecting this summer.
"If Nancy could get pregnant, I wouldn't be doing this," Beatie tells PEOPLE of his wife's hysterectomy. "Who hires a surrogate if they are perfectly capable of carrying their own child?" Beatie told Oprah: "I see pregnancy as a process and it doesn't define who I am. Ironically, being pregnant doesn't make me feel any more female or feminine."

source: people magazine
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WOW!

So this is Vogue's new cover, out on stands.

Take a while to understand the cover, it's supposed to be a reenactment of King Kong. Sooooo, I guess Lebron James is a big gorilla?!? I'm confused and I'm thinking racist... what about you?

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