R.I.P.

Someone has to say it: let's announce the death of grunge.

Get over yourself.

It's been glutting magazines and the blogosphere, and after months of ripped, black, gauzy, gothy, shredded fishnetted punky-studded whatever-have-you on me, you and your uncle it's time to retire, pack up and move on. Leather is tough: put that shit in your closet and it won't suffer without you.

Even Alexander Wang, the Big Wang of Grunge, is moving on. Check out his Spring 2010 collection: lots of warm khaki, cherry pie sports americana, a sweet hint of sassy schoolgirl, and looky here black has been shunted onto the ground (on the feet), down where it belongs. Good riddance!

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What Lady Gaga Should Wear Next

Since she clearly enjoys looking like a fool, I thought that I should compile a list of dumb-ass things she should wear in order to help her fulfill her apparent goal.

1. Nothing.

2. A Diaper and VS diamond encrusted bra & black Louboutins

3. A sheet & purple N. Kirkwood wedges

4. A hospital gown & flip flops [preferably to the Grammys]

5. A bee costume.

6. A Hat made with Freddy Kruger's face.

7. A dress made out of shingles and one of her hair pieces that are literally made out of hair.

8. A swan just like Bjork.

9. Sushi-- pasted on her most private parts only [like Samantha in SATC].

10. A snuggie.

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Oh the Horror!

Let's just call him -- "The-One-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" [just watched Harry P, lol]...but Kanye West is the biggest jerk alive.I won't stay on this topic for long because everyone else has already touched on it, but why the hell would someone go on stage, grab the mic from someone and then insinuate at someone else should have won?!?!

News flash: Beyonce can't win everything!

I actually like Kanye, I like his determination and perservance and his "Don't Care" attitude but this time I had to say that Mr.West was dead wrong!

Now on to MTV's stage security--- all of you guys need to get fired.

Just because someone is a celebrity does not give them free access to a stage.

I wanted to slap fire out of Lil' Mama for intruding on Jay-Z & Alicia's performance.

Girl, are you crazy? No worries, I'm 100% sure that Jay-Z got in that ass

afterwards. Haha.

Speaking of fuccery -- Lady Gaga, I already told you that you are begging for attention

with those god awful outfits. It is no longer called creativity. It is called being a

damn weirdo. A sick ass weirdo with fools who go along with her assassine desire

for attention in the form of not wearing pants or head statues and all that other garbage.

**But on a lighter note -- Janet's performance was amazing.**

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We've been on a little hiatus here at HOSTAGE.
Lots of meetings, lots of new hires & lots of great things in store for you guys!
Stay Tuned --- we'll be back to normal as soon as possible!

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Getting Green Men.

So, I just saw a commercial for the movie Adventureland --

and it asked "did your first job suck this much?"

Truth be told, I've lived a pretty priveleged life and I've only had internships and done volunteer work throughout my life so I suppose my "work" experiences don't really matter or count.
When I got to college I applied for some jobs in the mall in order to get discounts on clothes and/or shoes. I was offered a job at ALDO during my freshman year--- I was a cashier and only worked approximately three days before I got annoyed and quit.

During my sophomore year I got a job at Clarks; my coworkers were awesome and the managers were the coolest people ever! Ha-- I worked only one day before I had my friend pretend to be me and call with some b.s excuse and quit the job for me [yeah, I was pussy-- so what?!?!]

When I talk with my friends they all share their experience of their first jobs at Starbucks or McDonalds or some other franchise that is eager for young souls to suck dry.

I hate working for people, I've never had a job or even an internship that I truly enjoyed

and that I was eager to go to the next day. Never. Ever.

My last internship at a publishing house was brutal! Imagine waking up every day and knowing that the boredom awaiting you at your place of work was going to slowly envelope you.

It was going to surround you with people and conversation that you would care less about; it was going to make you dread waking up the next morning but you stayed because you like dollar signs and did not want to disappoint the person who gave you the internship.

Actually, working there is when I knew I had to become an entrepreneur. The only good thing that came out of that internship was my awesome friend/mentor Christian!

I'm too outgoing for an office, I like my own schedules and doing what I please.

I heard leos enjoy ruling the kingdom, must be true!
How were your job experiences?

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Real Girl Power

(My turn for a vid!) Forget the Spice Girls - who in their short stint didn't really do much good for image and empowering women~ all I can remember as a little 2nd grader at a birthday party is Posh hiking up her skirt in Spice World. I agree that beautiful is better than trashy. No need to ride that line.

Instead, take a look at this video for Plastiscines, an all-female rock band.
Full of color and pretty young French girls, plus an infectious little beat.



Suuuure, they may be just bored rich girls, without the true rocker edge, but they're lookin' good doing it. I'm digging the fun makeup and how very pulled together their looks are. Don't be fooled; they're not demure little things. These girlies have presence.

And hey, seriously, check out those girlies' rockin' boots (particularly the drummer's jewel-studded purple boots). Want. -- Am I right?

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Digital Girl

While I'm on my video kick, might as well throw out this one. I applaud Jamie for this video because I feel that it portrays women [for the most part] in a classy, artistic way. They looked beautiful, but not trashy. Always good to see art influence music.

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We Run This Town

All I can say is Rih Rih's stylist went hard for this video. *applause* I am actually interested in the Blueprint 3 now. [And Jay-Z is shouting out a major designer, pay attention & get schooled.]

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Women in Society

I just happened to come upon this movie called Kiss & Tail:The Hollywood Jump-off.
It is a documentary about "groupies" focusing on Karrine 'Superhead' Steffans--- with commentary from groupies of Led Zeppelin to JaRule. Although, this is not a topic that we usually cover on HOSTAGE I had to share what I had stumbled upon! It's almost a shame to see how some of the women view themselves --- I was especially flabbergasted with some of the comments made from Modest Jones (in part one).

Part One:

zSHARE video - Kiss and Tail The Hollywood Jumpoff _2009__1.flv

The second part of the film is really intense.

It shows how vindictive and manipulative Karrine is.
Part Two:

zSHARE video - Kiss and Tail The Hollywood Jumpoff _2009__2.flv

The videos are worth the watch --- although you

may become annoyed trying to get through all the street lingo.

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Better Than Jay-Z

Who wants a black card when they can have sapphire?

Chase Sapphire, targeted at households with incomes exceeding $120,000, has no pre-set spending limit and holders earn a point for every dollar they spend. Chase is seeking customers beyond its 152 million cards issued in North America

Among the known features, the Chase Sapphire credit card will provide a “higher level of services and benefits,” including 24-hour concierge service and improved rewards via the company’s new “Ultimate Rewards” program. The rewards program offers no earnings caps, no expirations, no blackout dates, and no travel restrictions.

Dear Jay-Z,

You constantly rap about your black card, your Maison Martin Margiela's and

all that other material ish that you buy. But guess what?

You can keep your measly little black card --- my card is Sapphire, so step your game up!

Sincerely,

Jenelle.Stasha

Think you're up to par? Click here to get your own!

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Snake Charmer

In an effort to gain sales, Bulgari is introducing the Serpenti collection--

an entire line of watches and jewelry.

The watch face sits at the end of a wrist wrapping bracelet that is shaped like a series of reptilian scales while the bracelet itself is meant to resemble a serpent. The face has an almost arrow-head style triangular look to with while gold and diamonds make up the hour markers.

The Serpenti watches are available in a number of styles and materials. Each made of 18k white or rose gold. Onyx, diamonds, pink coral, and jade all all available as decorations on the pieces.

IN STORES SOON!

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Good Hair

Chris Rock made this video as a tribute to his daughter.
I can't wait to see it --- seems informative and hilarious all at the same time!

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Don't Be A D***head!

Dear Lady GaGa,

I remember when you were an underground singer and used to perform in clubs down on the Lower East Side. I loved your albums [the European one and the one that came out in America]. I stood by you in your pantless days and through your hairbows that were literally made of hair---but you have gone too far. You are clearly seeking attention. Why would you want to walk around looking like a muppet grave? Why would you want to be photographed looking like My Little Pony? I know why and you know why as well --- because you are desperate for attention.Your antics are becoming ridiculous. Cool out Stefani.

Sincerely,

Jenelle.Stasha

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Don't Do Drugs! --- Ever!

The song is okay & the singer is cute enough but I really posted this video because of Lil' Wayne. He is sooo ugly! OMG --- I was so disgusted while watching this crap.

Granted it was hard to get through the entire video because it's way too much pop in one damn song! i wanted to turn it off as soon as i clicked that "play" button. SMH!

Lord have mercy on the music industry.

Anyway, back to Lil' Wayne-- all these drugs are really messing him up!

Him and that god awful smile. I was a bit frightened actually.

I know I'm not the only one who felt that way--

Check out the video below and tell me your thoughts!

I would tell you exactly what point he appears but why should you guys have it easy when I had to suffer? lol -- Happy viewing!


Down - Jay Sean

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Spread.

I love Ashton Kutcher.
Check out his new movie, Spread --- out in select theaters August 14th.
1-SECOND SYNPOSIS:It's a look at the trials and tribulations of sleeping your way to a life of privilege in Los Angeles.


SPREAD: Movie Trailer - More free videos are here

UPDATE 8/16/09: I saw the movie at AMC 42 and it was okay.

I expected more but it was still something you guys can go see.

I won't quite say it was worth the $12.50 movie ticket but the ending will shock you!

So unexpected!!

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Attention all "Makeup-Heads"!

Illamasqua a British brand of makeup, has launched in the U.S.! Get to a sephora soon to experience the magic of their amazing liquid metal nail polish and their bright hues of lipstick. I know for a fact I cant wait to explore their treasures to see what my face adores lol how about you? Illamasqua is sure to give our familiar brands like M.A.C. & Lancome` a run for their money. The place with all the exclusives will definitely be Sephora in Times Square, but either way you need to put those heels on and get the pumpin' to your nearest Sephora. enjoy and check out their fab website!

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They Got That New New

H&M is opening its newest location in yonkers on thursday, august 6th. expect giveaways and shopping offers if you're one of the first 200 in line, a free T-shirt

and an H&M access to fashion pass worth $10 to $250.

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Everyone...

...wants to get ahead in a recession. Even actresses don't get jobs as frequently as they used to. Money runs out when you are having fun, doing drugs, buying $10,000 t-shirts and traveling around the world pantless.
That's probably why Lindsay Lohan decided to "buy" some jewelry with the five-finger discount. Why waste $400,000 on a Dior necklace when you can get it for free?!?!
Yup, Lindsay stole some jewelry from her British ELLE photoshoot---ALLEGDELY -- but we all know this hasn't been the first time LL put those fingers to work.
Mama has been accused of eating dresses, accessories and a "hand-me-down" fur coat.

All in all, the pictures from the photoshoot have been released.
They came out wonderfully. I love ELLE so much -- they are waay better than Vogue.

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Model Exit

Naomi Sims has died of cancer at the age of 61. Sims was credited as breaking racial boundaries in modeling, appearing as the first black cover model of Ladies' Home Journal in November 1968. Born in Mississippi, but growing up a foster child in Pittsburgh, Naomi Sims first broke into the modeling business in the mid-sixties when she moved to New York City. She was also among the first to be represented by Wilhelmina agency

She also appeared on the covers of Life, Cosmopolitan and Essence.

Two photographs of her are featured in the 'The Model As Muse' exhibit currently on display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art [until August 9,2009].

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Black Barbie Dressed in Bulgari

During the summertime of last year, Italian Vogue made fashion world history with its "All Black" issue, which sold out on many newsstands [I still don't have a copy,smh]. This year, they've decided to go for the same thing, with just a little twist.

This summer the doll-sized issue comes with a spread devoted solely to black Barbies. This year was Barbie's 50th birthday. Italian Vogue is always ahead of the masses. Kudos!

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SATC 2 Casting Call

So you think you're a fab dresser?

Prove it!

Sex and the City 2 is having NYC casting calls for extras

Open Call:
Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Metropolitan Pavillion

125 West 18th Street
New York, NY

SAG: 10am -12:30pm

Non-SAG: 1:30-4PM

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Fall 09 Trend: Blazers

[click image to enlarge]

Balenciaga. Christian Dior. Christian Lacroix. Rag&Bone. Zac Posen

Take a cue from the runways. Blazers are still hot, but they need something extra. Voluminous sleeves, a mixture of materials or just an interesting shape. Knowledge is power. Don't get left behind.

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That 'Roc' better 'Shine'

Yup, Rachel Roy (former wife of Damon Dash) and Estelle are collaborating on a jewelry line.

Seems refreshing, Rachel's designs are exquisite and Estelle's style is a twist on classics.

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PHARRELL COVERS "SPREAD ARTCULTURE" MAGAZINE

Check out these pictures from Pharrell's photoshoot

in "Spread ArtCulture" Magazine

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I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me!

Kappa Kam's Birthday Bash

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She Taught You how to Get Money and Rock Chanel

Lil' Kim has been looking good...

KEEP IT UP KIM!

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Heresy!

When Britany did it everyone called her crazy!

Now that it is being donned by

ALMOST EVERY "WANT-TO-STAY-RELEVANT" CELEB it's called fashion!

This bald head/half-bald phase is killing me softly!

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