What 'Chu Drinking?

My friend, Mike, has an infatuation with drinking Evian water. I mean a hardcore infatuation.

NO Poland Spring --- that's for common folk

NO Aquafina--- that's tap water in a bottle

NO Dasani--- just 'cuz

"HELL NO" to all the store brands but a loud and resounding "That's my sh!t" when he sees some Evi nearby.

Why Evian? "Cuz it's straight from the French Alps, nicca!"

I can't even deny it. The brand has established itself as being the best of the best. It is also seen as something that sophisticated socialites drink without question.

So for any of you elite water drinkers, Evian has paired up with Jean Paul Gaultier for its 2009 collection of prê-â-porter and haute couture bottle designs. The bottle is adorned with a pattern of interlocking snowflakes and an oversize blue logo.

With it's $14 price tag, Evi declares itself a symbol of luxury meant to remind its imbibers that pure water is rare and precious.

Gaultier also designed seven Swarovski-encrusted couture models to be auctioned off, with the proceeds benefiting the Evian Water Protection Institute, which restores and maintains wetlands across the globe.

So... what 'chu drinking?