R.I.P.

Someone has to say it: let's announce the death of grunge.

Get over yourself.

It's been glutting magazines and the blogosphere, and after months of ripped, black, gauzy, gothy, shredded fishnetted punky-studded whatever-have-you on me, you and your uncle it's time to retire, pack up and move on. Leather is tough: put that shit in your closet and it won't suffer without you.

Even Alexander Wang, the Big Wang of Grunge, is moving on. Check out his Spring 2010 collection: lots of warm khaki, cherry pie sports americana, a sweet hint of sassy schoolgirl, and looky here black has been shunted onto the ground (on the feet), down where it belongs. Good riddance!

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What Lady Gaga Should Wear Next

Since she clearly enjoys looking like a fool, I thought that I should compile a list of dumb-ass things she should wear in order to help her fulfill her apparent goal.

1. Nothing.

2. A Diaper and VS diamond encrusted bra & black Louboutins

3. A sheet & purple N. Kirkwood wedges

4. A hospital gown & flip flops [preferably to the Grammys]

5. A bee costume.

6. A Hat made with Freddy Kruger's face.

7. A dress made out of shingles and one of her hair pieces that are literally made out of hair.

8. A swan just like Bjork.

9. Sushi-- pasted on her most private parts only [like Samantha in SATC].

10. A snuggie.

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Oh the Horror!

Let's just call him -- "The-One-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" [just watched Harry P, lol]...but Kanye West is the biggest jerk alive.I won't stay on this topic for long because everyone else has already touched on it, but why the hell would someone go on stage, grab the mic from someone and then insinuate at someone else should have won?!?!

News flash: Beyonce can't win everything!

I actually like Kanye, I like his determination and perservance and his "Don't Care" attitude but this time I had to say that Mr.West was dead wrong!

Now on to MTV's stage security--- all of you guys need to get fired.

Just because someone is a celebrity does not give them free access to a stage.

I wanted to slap fire out of Lil' Mama for intruding on Jay-Z & Alicia's performance.

Girl, are you crazy? No worries, I'm 100% sure that Jay-Z got in that ass

afterwards. Haha.

Speaking of fuccery -- Lady Gaga, I already told you that you are begging for attention

with those god awful outfits. It is no longer called creativity. It is called being a

damn weirdo. A sick ass weirdo with fools who go along with her assassine desire

for attention in the form of not wearing pants or head statues and all that other garbage.

**But on a lighter note -- Janet's performance was amazing.**

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We've been on a little hiatus here at HOSTAGE.
Lots of meetings, lots of new hires & lots of great things in store for you guys!
Stay Tuned --- we'll be back to normal as soon as possible!

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