12/18/2008

Crazy Hoes

I just happened to be flipping through the channels and landed on VH1 Soul. I was greeted with Jazmine Sullivan's music video for "Bust Your Windows". This definitely wasn't my first time seeing it. But it was definitely my first time actually questioning her behavior.
She messed up his car, destroyed his paintings & watches, wasted all of his liquor, damaged his record collection all because he cheated on her?

I began to wonder if I could ever imagine myself doing something like that. I personally don't have the energy to exert on things that I don't find worth of my time. However, I do have some girlfriends who disagree and I've come to the realization that I know some crazy hoes.

Example 1: The girls and I were driving to the mall and "Friend A" wanted to drive past her ex-boyfriend's house to do something to his car. I looked at this heffa and started dying laughing.
1. She had a new boyfriend that she had been going out with for like a year and change.
2. If she had been in a relationship with her boyfriend for that long, why did her ex-boyfriend matter anymore.
3.She was clearly just looking for something to do.
4.She is a crazy hoe.

Example 2: A boy that "Friend B" was talking to was began being evasive out of nowhere. She wanted to know what the deal was so we randomly went to his house [I had nothing better to do] to see what the foolery was about.
1. He wasn't there... so we walked into the house anyway and went into his bedroom (the door was open, lol).
2. She called his cell and waited around some more (while I made myself at home in his kitchen and the other girls played look out).
3. He didn't respond and we got tired of waiting so she took his laptop back to our campus so he would have to call her.
4. She is a crazy hoe.

Example 3: "Friend B" also did some foolishness to another boy who was messing up her flow. Which was funny since he had a girlfriend anyway... but I guess it was one of those "If I can't have you, no one can" things. So she ended up writing a letter to his girlfriend.
1. She made a fake facebook profile.
2. Sent a private message to his girlfriend.
3. He found out, got angry, talked shit.
4. He beasts to be in "Friend B's" presence, whereas she could care less.
5. She's still a crazy hoe.

Now that I think of it,being in a relationship with a female is something that males should be worried about.The potential for acts of craziness is very real.
Act right or else something may definitely occur.
Look at these simple examples from my girls.... if they are this crazy at 19, then imagine the potential for growth in their crazy ass behavior.

That being said have any of you been victim to or unleashed any crazy ass behavior?

2 screams:

Anonymous said...

hell yeah i have... but these chicks better not even play. i will slap a chick if i catch her sabotaging my ish... i work hard for mine... don't disrespect. just go on about ur life. crazy hoes! lol

Anonymous said...

did u kno that crazy behavior is contagious? lol u better find some new frens

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