8/19/2008

A Letter to Raven

Dear Raven, I remember seeing you on the Cosby show as I was growing up. I though you were so cool and so cute. You sure knew how to pull Bill Cosby's strings! Then you moved on to other things and my favorite was when you appeared on Disney channel's Xenon: Girl of the 21st Century (which I watched again a few weeks ago). After that you disappeared and came back with your very own Disney show called That's So Raven.
The show in it's entirety was OK. But the thing that had me the most was how horribly your stylist dressed you. I was really concerned with the state of Disney Channel's show stylists, because this wasn't the only show on in which every character on a show looked like hott shit!
But I gave you a break.
Then I continued to see pictures of you out at different events looking like you done went and got dressed by a clown or a blind person(I mean don't get me wrong, you've had some instances in which you looked really nice). But I realized it was you. Raven, it is you. You have no style... no stylist would do this to a person so therfore everything is your fault. I would just like to let you and the world know that this outfit was the last straw. THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW! I will not allow myself to be victim to seeing you as a hott ass nasty tranny looking mess.
So Goodbye Raven, your presence, your show (does it still come on?) and your style will definitely not be missed. And during this time when everyone turns their back on you I employ you to look for a stylist or just start hanging out with the surprisingly effortlessly fashionable Solange.

abrazos y besos,

Jenelle.Stasha

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