No Joke.

Do you have a spouse who spends massive amounts of money online at Zappos?

Well, if you cough up $50,000 you can put an end to their "wild lifestyle" forever! AND get this short sleeve (regular fit) t-shirt made of 100% cotton with an official Zappos.com logo on the front while you're at it!

This is not a joke. I thought it was at first but the people at Zappos are actually very serious. They even offer 60minutes of "shoulder time" in which a person from their Customer Loyalty Team personally delivers the t-shirt and the "bad news" to the shopping addict. The person has 60 minutes to cry on the shoulder of the CLT member and if time permits the person who actually bought the shirt can frolic amongst daisies and yell "hooray" with the CLT member.

However, there are some disclaimers!

Disclaimer 1: Zappos.com, Inc. is not responsible or liable if your significant other creates or uses another account using a different email address. It is your responsibility to monitor how many email accounts your significant other creates or uses.

Disclaimer 2: Due to the incredible lifetime benefit of this product and service, we are unable to honor our standard 365-day return policy. Our 365-day return policy is valid only if you are permanently divorced or separated within 365 days. Any separation of less than 15 days, "taking a break", or equivalent does not count. Should you remarry, get back together, or "realize that you made a mistake and can't live without him/her", you are no longer eligible for a refund. If you have already been refunded, we will hunt you down for the $50,000 that you owe "the company". Also, in the event you are eligible for a refund, please note that our free return shipping applies only to the t-shirt. (For example, please do not ship us your wife.)



source: Zappos.com [while shopping, lol]

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